Friday, January 21, 2011

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

"Hey there, Mr. Grumpy Gills."

"Unagi is a state of total awareness. Okay? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you."

"Uhhh...the sea monkeys have my money...yes, I'm a natural blue..."

"Yeah, I saw him, Bluey, but I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me."

"There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber..."

"You know for a clown fish, he really isn't that funny."

The amazing technicolor dreamfish.

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy."

"Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush."

"Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on."

"Fish are friends, not food."

Jazz hands!

I dubbed him the "better than everyone" turtle. He was rather pompus.

"Gimme some fin!"

"Fraternal bonds of tankhood!"

"I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!"

"Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them."

"Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."

One of my dates for the day.

My other date for the day.